Posted in Uncategorized on September 1st, 2010 by admin

The unquiet dead. They have risen from the grave in search of warm human flesh. They transmit their disease via blood-to-blood or saliva-to-blood contact. They commonly shamble and are uncoordinated. Unfortunately, recent mutations in the ZIV-4 complex have enabled muscular tissue and neural response to increase function, despite necrosis. The idea that zombies move slowly is, increasingly, a deadly preconception.

Techniques for dealing with zombies are well-established. The Ministry of Secrets discontinued its Revenant Research Unit in 1983, partially as a result of the events documented in this filmstrip. Zombies are not considered to be a high-priority issue at this time; however, be aware that a mass infection scenario would be extremely grave and survivable only with extremely heavy losses.

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Resisting Mind Control

Posted in Uncategorized on September 1st, 2010 by admin

The Ministry’s former Head of Mesmerism delivers some sage advice in this educational clip from 1954. The clip is old; however, the techniques are as relevant as ever. Mind control is increasingly prevalent in the international espionage community these days. It is believed by the Ministry that China alone has more than one thousand adepts of the hypnotic arts.

Mind control is easily countered. Observe.

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