The Incomprehensible

Advice for dealing with The Incomprehensible

The Ministry recommends that all staff familiarise themselves with standard procedures concerning the Incomprehensible. The daily life of a Ministry employee will often include the unusual, the bizarre, and the grotesque; the truly Incomprehensible is much rarer. Nevertheless, all of our employees will, eventually, encounter the Incomprehensible. Read the guidelines. Perform your mind-control exercises. Think of your loved ones, and attempt to ignore the indifferent hostility of the universe.

Always be prepared for the Incomprehensible.

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