Now Hiring

Posted in Uncategorized on March 18th, 2013 by admin

The Ministry of Secrets is always striving to improve its staff. In that end, the Ministry would like to solicit applications for the following position.

Please do not apply unless you fulfil all of the requirements.



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The Incomprehensible

Posted in Uncategorized on March 17th, 2013 by admin

Advice for dealing with The Incomprehensible

The Ministry recommends that all staff familiarise themselves with standard procedures concerning the Incomprehensible. The daily life of a Ministry employee will often include the unusual, the bizarre, and the grotesque; the truly Incomprehensible is much rarer. Nevertheless, all of our employees will, eventually, encounter the Incomprehensible. Read the guidelines. Perform your mind-control exercises. Think of your loved ones, and attempt to ignore the indifferent hostility of the universe.

Always be prepared for the Incomprehensible.

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Waste Disposal

Posted in Uncategorized on March 16th, 2013 by admin

The Ministry has unusual hygiene and recycling requirements. Recycling is crucial. It is part of our duty to protect the environment, lest it be contaminated by radiation, rogue nanobots, ectoplasm, or Cthulhu. Every Ministry employee is responsible for safe and appropriate disposal of waste materials.

This Guide to Bins indicates clearly the labelling for our various waste disposal receptacles.


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Posted in Uncategorized on March 9th, 2013 by admin

This was the Ministry’s response to a Freedom of Information query. The Ministry recommends thoroughness.

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Delivery Boy

Posted in Uncategorized on March 5th, 2013 by admin

It’s not all fun and games working for the Ministry. Some days are demanding and thankless. Rest assured, that whether your job is delivering letters or fighting giant robots, then your contributions as a Ministry employee are invaluable to the task of Defending the Realm.